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Sometimes, one comes across names which seem like they consist of scrabble tiles drawn out of a bag at random.  There have been a number of explanations as to why these names have so recently become popular, but there are certain aspects in common:

The names have become increasingly extravagant over time.  There has been a long tradition of creating names - names such as Lalinda existed before the turn of the last century, and slave records show the same pattern even earlier.  Many were based on language patterns brought over from western Africa.  It was only in the last part of the twentieth century that created names became widely popular, and evolved from names like LaTasha and Taisha into the tongue-twisting and phonics-based wonders like J'aZz'A'LyNn'Sey, which is also a nice illustration of the use of punctuation marks and random capital letters.

Ky'Yasjha Tasiana-Lenyce OH
Jazzyiah Fredreeanna Rose-Mary  
Shecongalique and sister Shaunquavia  
Niquiveir Dmetris PH
A'Shai'Ya Da'Na'Ja
Someone needs to be reported for apostrophe abuse.
MO
Jjolexys IL
C'Kwen Lamar
Sequin.  I'm not sure he'll appreciate that.
OK
Jxequoia and sisters Jasmine and Jazsequa
Is that... is that last one Jessica?
KS
Shagnika  
Robertnaizhshiah D'Gail Renee LA
Cemydrious Kadonnavin  
Jz'Ryiah Ta'Sheena Vereece  
J'Miyah J'Meshyaun J'Shai  
Mijore'Anna Myanna Lamykel GA
Zy'Keivan, with siblings Zykeivrik, Zykeiveia and Zykeiveyun  
Rieara Iliana Leinzy OH
siblings Diontay, Kaewontay, Yuantay, Avontay and Unique
How did Unique luck out and get something not only recognizable, but correctly spelled?
 
A'Torria Iyahna Jaz'Minai OH
Geviaunta Damilyion  
Ocka'Jah Bre'Ajanique, mom's name is Lasanya  
Je'leAyre Jamier
Anyone else get 'jailer' out of this, or is it just me?
OH
Bra'Ria Lachelle
I can picture middle school for this kid.  It isn't pretty.
KS
Fertayjia Leeshae KS
Yeausmeanea
Um... yeah.
You know, after staring at this for longer than can possibly be healthy, I think it's Yasmina.
OH
Masetta Miketta-nickayla IL
Aa'Jeni Ahmari-Dalexis IL
Rocsavian Courneilous FL
Ateijna Jhoniera  
Ozell Jau'Waun IL
Jajacquavyion  
Terryondray Keithon IL
Ty'Trevon Travon  
Ja'Lizyanae and older sister Ja'Lazyanae  
Ja'Stagiona LaMaria  
Taiaisia  
Rob'Mesha Knesha  
Ja'Kalen Tellious IL
Nygerine
Could this possibly be a weird way of spelling Nigerian?
 
A'Quon Ja'kel Fredilan  
Saihj Te'Heir DeMeiron  
Rockickius Dion MI
Kaizha Asontane Labria  
Dizzyarakeah Lynn MI
Azareyuh Deij'UniQue MyriKole  
Yomari-Lyes Myianah-Marie NY
Dy'Nastacia Anntwanika Jermia TX
Sun'Kearia Ray'quanda-Daliyah FL
A'Kaharion ATre'vontae Kheyuan OR
Dykeyvai LaShaxavier FL
M'Niyah Corpex MI
A'larrion Laquan  
Latrillion H Tay'la  
Zu'Riyah  MyTeria  
DeaJZhane Yvonntae  
J'aZz'A'LyNn'Sey  
Jo'vieuz Woodrow  
On'Trevion Tadarius  
Tykiera Ji nay  
Dakayla Shardae  
T'Mia Ailehs  
Nyauni Ja'Dai  
Ezabelarayae Joana-Marie  
Xy'ire Eli'jah NY
Yomari-Lyes Myianah-Marie NY
Key'drickkayonna Nyisha FL
Eittah'Jahne Annie MO
Santasia
Sanitation.
 
Ted'vionce Taja'nae  
Ma' Kikyree LA
DaKyja I Nee  
Zaughtia Averdity Alexandra  
Kacleah  
Sanique Jonia  
Krsdnajha Elmarie  
deVaya joe-Ann  
Zeauxy  
Jalen Dugpree Da'Ma "G"  
Jazli K'iele-Si'ance'  
J'iautanez Lamar Devonta Sasah
Do you realize this name has all five vowels in it?  No name should have all five vowels!
 
A'zhariah N'asia Lashay  
DaVasia Aureanna Mi'Cole  
Andravious Drewshun  
Kyasti Angicun Ashanti  
Kanlye Dewange  
Taedriuna Keyalexius  
Dialyn Regiannial  
Jalexis Joeyliana  
Jeliris Jenahia  
Mkylhy Rhyknn
If someone could let me know what the deuce this is, I would appreciate it, because I can't figure it out for the life of me.
 
Amahadria Ry'necce  
Tyjai'lan Qwantavious Roshaud  
Jakyri Nizaceous Zyshun  
Shucobby  
Shambry Shamya  
Quartaijah, siblings Quardeisha and Quardavion  
KieArneziah Kaymeil  
Jartiest Ja'meze
Well, your ja'meze may be jarty, but mine are the jartiest!
 
La'Dreadra
I dread to see...
 
Trey'ViaRa'Veair  
Passiffiani Aujelicia-Aujarvonn  
Zavon Kamosa Verl  
Jayshonna Jartae  
A'Tundria D'Janaye
I'm sure this girl is really going to appreciate having "a ton" in her name.
MS
Ja'Meisha Ski'Tisha MS
Kounti Chazlei  
JaKaelix, sibling JaKholbe  
Cu'Koyia Kailionie  
Jwi-Yonika Soncequekio ChiMarie
I would be so happy if someone told me this was a legitimate name somewhere in the world.
 
Dyhoreshea
All I can say is, "ewww..."
 
Shydymond Chrystinelle
I repeat, "ewww..."
 
I'Leek Keimoran
Let's all just hope this kid does not wet the bed.
AL
Zy'Unnia Kelayar AL
BriJourne' Deshauna AL
Jecoreyai Ziria Aliandrea AR
Tayvion Takithrick Lamont AR
Damyjane Shirleya CA
Flod'ereign Caragan CA
Je-milion Darquez CA
Rneil'JaCoe CO
Aba'shundria E'unitria MS
Dor'Koryan Jearl TX