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Sometimes, one comes across names which seem like they consist of scrabble tiles drawn out of a bag at random. There have been a number of explanations as to why these names have so recently become popular, but there are certain aspects in common:
The names have become increasingly extravagant
over time. There has been a long tradition of creating names - names such
as Lalinda existed before the turn of the last century, and slave records show
the same pattern even earlier. Many were based on language patterns
brought over from western Africa. It was only in the last part of the
twentieth century that created names became widely popular, and evolved from
names like LaTasha and Taisha into the tongue-twisting and phonics-based wonders
like
| Ky'Yasjha Tasiana-Lenyce | OH |
| Jazzyiah Fredreeanna Rose-Mary | |
| Shecongalique and sister Shaunquavia | |
| Niquiveir Dmetris | PH |
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A'Shai'Ya Da'Na'Ja Someone needs to be reported for apostrophe abuse. |
MO |
| Jjolexys | IL |
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C'Kwen Lamar Sequin. I'm not sure he'll appreciate that. |
OK |
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Jxequoia and
sisters Jasmine and Jazsequa Is that... is that last one Jessica? |
KS |
| Shagnika | |
| Robertnaizhshiah D'Gail Renee | LA |
| Cemydrious Kadonnavin | |
| Jz'Ryiah Ta'Sheena Vereece | |
| J'Miyah J'Meshyaun J'Shai | |
| Mijore'Anna Myanna Lamykel | GA |
| Zy'Keivan, with siblings Zykeivrik, Zykeiveia and Zykeiveyun | |
| Rieara Iliana Leinzy | OH |
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siblings Diontay,
Kaewontay, Yuantay, Avontay and Unique How did Unique luck out and get something not only recognizable, but correctly spelled? |
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| A'Torria Iyahna Jaz'Minai | OH |
| Geviaunta Damilyion | |
| Ocka'Jah Bre'Ajanique, mom's name is Lasanya | |
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Je'leAyre Jamier Anyone else get 'jailer' out of this, or is it just me? |
OH |
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Bra'Ria Lachelle I can picture middle school for this kid. It isn't pretty. |
KS |
| Fertayjia Leeshae | KS |
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Yeausmeanea Um... yeah. You know, after staring at this for longer than can possibly be healthy, I think it's Yasmina. |
OH |
| Masetta Miketta-nickayla | IL |
| Aa'Jeni Ahmari-Dalexis | IL |
| Rocsavian Courneilous | FL |
| Ateijna Jhoniera | |
| Ozell Jau'Waun | IL |
| Jajacquavyion | |
| Terryondray Keithon | IL |
| Ty'Trevon Travon | |
| Ja'Lizyanae and older sister Ja'Lazyanae | |
| Ja'Stagiona LaMaria | |
| Taiaisia | |
| Rob'Mesha Knesha | |
| Ja'Kalen Tellious | IL |
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Nygerine Could this possibly be a weird way of spelling Nigerian? |
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| A'Quon Ja'kel Fredilan | |
| Saihj Te'Heir DeMeiron | |
| Rockickius Dion | MI |
| Kaizha Asontane Labria | |
| Dizzyarakeah Lynn | MI |
| Azareyuh Deij'UniQue MyriKole | |
| Yomari-Lyes Myianah-Marie | NY |
| Dy'Nastacia Anntwanika Jermia | TX |
| Sun'Kearia Ray'quanda-Daliyah | FL |
| A'Kaharion ATre'vontae Kheyuan | OR |
| Dykeyvai LaShaxavier | FL |
| M'Niyah Corpex | MI |
| Jo'vieuz Woodrow | |
| On'Trevion Tadarius | |
| Tykiera Ji nay | |
| Dakayla Shardae | |
| T'Mia Ailehs | |
| Nyauni Ja'Dai | |
| Ezabelarayae Joana-Marie | |
| Xy'ire Eli'jah | NY |
| Yomari-Lyes Myianah-Marie | NY |
| Key'drickkayonna Nyisha | FL |
| Eittah'Jahne Annie | MO |
| Santasia Sanitation. |
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| Ted'vionce Taja'nae | |
| Ma' Kikyree | LA |
| DaKyja I Nee | |
| Zaughtia Averdity Alexandra | |
| Kacleah | |
| Sanique Jonia | |
| Krsdnajha Elmarie | |
| deVaya joe-Ann | |
| Zeauxy | |
| Jalen Dugpree Da'Ma "G" | |
| Jazli K'iele-Si'ance' | |
| J'iautanez Lamar Devonta Sasah Do you realize this name has all five vowels in it? No name should have all five vowels! |
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| A'zhariah N'asia Lashay | |
| DaVasia Aureanna Mi'Cole | |
| Andravious Drewshun | |
| Kyasti Angicun Ashanti | |
| Kanlye Dewange | |
| Taedriuna Keyalexius | |
| Dialyn Regiannial | |
| Jalexis Joeyliana | |
| Jeliris Jenahia | |
| Mkylhy Rhyknn If someone could let me know what the deuce this is, I would appreciate it, because I can't figure it out for the life of me. |
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| Amahadria Ry'necce | |
| Tyjai'lan Qwantavious Roshaud | |
| Jakyri Nizaceous Zyshun | |
| Shucobby | |
| Shambry Shamya | |
| Quartaijah, siblings Quardeisha and Quardavion | |
| KieArneziah Kaymeil | |
| Jartiest Ja'meze Well, your ja'meze may be jarty, but mine are the jartiest! |
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| La'Dreadra I dread to see... |
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| Trey'ViaRa'Veair | |
| Passiffiani Aujelicia-Aujarvonn | |
| Zavon Kamosa Verl | |
| Jayshonna Jartae | |
| A'Tundria D'Janaye I'm sure this girl is really going to appreciate having "a ton" in her name. |
MS |
| Ja'Meisha Ski'Tisha | MS |
| Kounti Chazlei | |
| JaKaelix, sibling JaKholbe | |
| Cu'Koyia Kailionie | |
| Jwi-Yonika Soncequekio ChiMarie I would be so happy if someone told me this was a legitimate name somewhere in the world. |
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| Dyhoreshea All I can say is, "ewww..." |
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| Shydymond Chrystinelle I repeat, "ewww..." |
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| I'Leek Keimoran Let's all just hope this kid does not wet the bed. |
AL |
| Zy'Unnia Kelayar | AL |
| BriJourne' Deshauna | AL |
| Jecoreyai Ziria Aliandrea | AR |
| Tayvion Takithrick Lamont | AR |
| Damyjane Shirleya | CA |
| Flod'ereign Caragan | CA |
| Je-milion Darquez | CA |
| Rneil'JaCoe | CO |
| Aba'shundria E'unitria | MS |
| Dor'Koryan Jearl | TX |