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There are some times when the only possible response to a name is "huh?".  These names do it for me.  Whether giving a boy's name to a girl or a girl's name to a boy, or naming your child Snowmonkey or Pxwpexwsshn, these names leave me scratching my head.

 

Presley Balthazar
A girl.

Jelicity MA
Saycred
Because everyone and their brother is naming their kid Sacred, so we misspelled it to make it uneek.
AZ
Dumaria Sweetgrass AZ
Passion Jade AR
Wrigley Geraldine OH
Pxwpexwsshn
I even Googled this one to see if it had some meaning.  The only sites that came up were the birth announcement - and this one.  If anyone can tell me differently, I would be delighted.
KS
Asly Anais
Oooh... I'm getting a very unpleasant combination, both associated with the gluteus maximus.

Amquary Taleiah, and sister Datashia Register
Register?  Register?
AL
Autumn Christopher
Another girl.  Really, this is taking giving girls boys' names way too far.
MA
Ruud Jack IL
Bridger Hudson
Which one?  There are a lot of bridges over the Hudson.
AK
Toy Travis
Yet another girl.

Jeffery Anne
You guessed it.

Todd Amber
Is no boy's name safe?

Sloane Ingrid
Nope.

Za'Khari Rose Noel
You can misspell it if you like to 'make it feminine!', but it's still Zachary, and it ain't right.
 
Posey Edward
I suppose it's decent to give boys fair time, but it's much worse for a boy with a girl's name than a girl with a boy's name.  Posey is going to have troubles.
 
Kadence Joshua Allen
So is Kadence.
 
JaQualon Jervel
This isn't as bad, until you realize it's Jacqueline spelled differently.  It's a boy.
 
Rycheous
Is that righteous?
 
Serenity Riot  
Dawson Chinook  
Kindred Faith  
Wacovia
Maybe they just really, really like their financial management service...
LA
If Martin Luther King
Don't you hate it when your name leaves so many unanswered questions?  If Martin Luther King what?
CO
Nevaeh Lee
What's that you say?  You saw this exact same name in You Wish?  Uh-uh.  This one is a boy.
MO
Genarea Shamere
Please tell me I'm not the only one who got Gonarrhea Smear out of this.  I can't be alone.
AL
Rythm'irie  
Tristan Ray
All right, now this is just downright mean.  Yes, it's a girl.
 
Czarina Kassandra Castro HI
Delaney James-faith
Must've stuck the faith on there to show this is a girl.
 
Holt Avery
'nother girl.
 
Hutchison Jean  
Gladys Nathaniel
Poor little guy.
 
Jewmecca Denise  
Doyle Grace NY
Jesus Esmeralda  
Heaven Nevaeha  
Harley Shawne
Well, I guess that last 'e' makes it feminine!  Or something.
 
Grasey Layne
Oh, my... is that Gracie?
 
Vensen  
Snowmonkey
Snowmonkey?  He's called Wolf later on the web page, so I hope desperately that they hadn't come up with a name for him for his birth announcement and used Snowmonkey as a filler.
 
Camp Mattox  
Jazmune Edward  
Hennavive Ezra
Just because it ends in a, Ezra is not a girl's name!  Neither is Elijah, Joshua or Isaiah, or any of the other 'soft' boy's names.  Please leave something for the boys!
AK
Cambry Melyn
Cheese fruit?
AR
Zz Anne CA
Naughtina Jolee Paige WV
Snooky Lyn WA
Slymia Yvonne
Slimey Yvonni.  Oh, that's nice.
TX
Lil Rico
You would think, with a name like that, the father would be named Rico.  It's Damian.
MI