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Simian Lakista Simian, as in monkeys and apes; also as in a racist description of African-Americans, which is not going to do this adorable little Black girl any favors. |
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| Jizzale Syvona Giselle isn't one of my favorite names, but it's all right. What is not all right is when it is misspelled, and the first four letters turned into a slang term for semen. |
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| Unique Too'fine | |
| Neigh What's the next kid going to be? Whinny? Nicker? Hee-haw? |
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| Foxxy Storm Joyce Headlining at the Vixen Club, three nights only! |
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| Eazy Earl About the nicest thing I can think to say is at least he's not a girl. |
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| Deviance | |
| Sequence Hesitation MarKelle | |
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| Scaellie Princess | |
| Fuzzmuffin Sweetie Girl | |
| Weather'by Dot Com Chanel Fourcast This name was actually bad enough that it was a factor in a custody battle. http://www.courts.state.ar.us/opinions/2004a/20040407/ca03-454.html |
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| D'Zyre Mia | |
| Dominatrice Diane Black leather, anyone? |
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| Minx Isabella How can anyone look at a sweet, innocent newborn girl and say, "yeah, she's a minx"? |
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| Tarzan | AR |
| Ecstacy I'm really hoping this refers to the emotional state and not the one known to ravers... |
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| Aryan Justice Yes, this is the infant of a white supremicist. I think this is the worst of all of them, if only for the hatred that motivates it. |
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| Urhines Kendall Icy-Eight Special K This name is infamous among bad-name watchers, and it is real. By the way, it's "your Highness" and I don't think the Special K refers to breakfast cereal. |
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| Brew Brandylynn Someone needs an intervention. |
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| Starlette Passion Why would any parent who loves their child give her a prostitute name? Honestly, I just don't get it. What, exactly, are they hoping their daughter will achieve in her life? |
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| Rage McMathtrik Maybe his parents failed calculus? |
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| Million'z A'Dolla'z | |
| Friends Forsaken | UT |
| Marvelous Man | UT |
| Swastika | Alberta, Canada |
| Phashion Reign Eternity | |
| Apocalipsis The name of a student, which you can find in this article. She seems like a cool kid with a very bad name. |
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| Stone Child Aside from being dopey sounding, a stone child is a phenomena where a fetus dies in the womb and calcifies, becoming a quite literal stone child. It's technically known as lithopaedion. |
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| Peewee Eduard | OH |
| Simian Alexius It wasn't funny the first time, it's not any better now. |
MI |
| Beasiatic Davion Nazi Whatever could possess a parent to name their little brown-skinned baby Nazi? |
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