Take Away Their Remote

TAKE AWAY THEIR REMOTE

Their library card, too, for that matter. We know people have their own interests, but I think most of us know better than to name our kids Doctor Who. Change your own name if you like the show that much.

Rylan Gohan-Lizardo	FL
Anakin Alexander	IL
Anakin Orion	OR
Kal-El This certainly isn't the first Kal-El I've ever seen, but this tops them all. Dad's name is Jor-El. Really.	IL
LeStat	FL
Luke Skywalker	England
Doctor Who	England
Jacob Alexander Keirnan Obi-Wan	LA
Aslan Phoenix, and siblings Cademon, Genesis and Journey A girl named Aslan. It's just wrong.	KY
B'Elanna MoNay	Ontario
Amidala
Atreyu	NC
Dehavalyn Olivia?
Baleu Beau Baloo Beau... I'm not even going to think about what this combination will sound like to a fourteen-year-old male.
Patrick Charles Stewart He is a good actor, isn't he? I'm betting, though, that this is a coincidence.	London
Neo
Duchovny Gerald Dwight
Kaylum Kal-El
Chile Not named after the country - this little guy's named after John Travolta's character in Get Shorty
Kunta Kinte
Harley Davidson I know it's not a TV name, but I wasn't sure where else to place an unhealthy obsession
Miracle Sulu Wasn't Scotty the miracle worker?	AK
Zion Atreyu Is this what happened when Atreyu converted to Judaism and campaigned for the establishment of a Jewish state? Or am I confused? Usually am.
Rogan Endorah
Kouga A character in the anime series Inuyasha
Michaila-Mae T'Pol
Morticia Jade
Amity Aerith
Cloud Angilus
Sephiroth I propose banning Final Fantasy VII for all expectant parents. To be fair, I suppose I should mention that Sephiroth is a Kabbalistic concept.
Usher K-Dani, mom is Sunrise
Lestat Armand	AL
Zahara-Marley Carolyn I think Angelina Jolie's daughter Zahara Marley is cute, too, but I'm not naming my kid after her.	NY