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UNFORTUNATE SURNAMES



 
Fortunately, the majority of these names are now extinct, certainly for the better.   Most date from the late Medieval period to the early Renaissance, a time when surnames were more flexible.  There were relatively few first names in use.  A man was most likely to be named John, Robert, William, Thomas or Richard, a fact reflected in the plethora of Johnsons, Jones, Wilsons, Wilkins, Thompsons, Hicks, Richards, Dickons, etc.  Names reflecting a female ancestor are rare, although they do exist, reflecting either an illegitimate birth or a woman who was more distinguished than the men of the family.  Other sources for surnames were occupation (Baker), location (Atwater), description (Little) and, most importantly for us, nicknames.  If you think of the old days as somehow more refined or morally upright, think again.

NAME
MEANING
NAME
MEANING
Bastard
Blusard uncouth
Dolet foolish
Drewery illicit love
Fallywelle
Dunpynthewell
Falinthewol
Fallowell
Falleninwolle
fall in the well
Fend the devil; an enemy
Gocold cuckold
Godchep good and cheap
Horim adulterer
Hosewyf housewife
Ille evil; malicious
Makerel
Makenel
mackeral; pimp; bawdy
Maliphant
Malenfont
Malefaunt
naughty child
Marud evil eye
Mauduit badly educated
Mermyon
Marmiun
monkey; a brat
Milksop effeminate, much as the term is still used today
Mympe prim; affected
Podde toad
Pouke evil spirit; goblin
Prat tricky; cunning
Profunde very learned; difficult to understand
Recheles reckless
Rikelot(h)
Rykelot
Rygelot
tattling woman; magpie
Scrowe surly; dogged; wicked
Sklaker lazy; slow
Sotte foolish
Soley
Soule
unmarried; alone
Stalon stallion; lascivious
Strech severe; strong; violent
Sturdy
Stordy
dazed; confused; impetuously brave
Tant haughty; stuck-up
Tolas
Tholas
wanton; dissolute
Tredefen one who roams the marshes
Tribel torment; fear; intrigue
Unrude rough; violent
Vegh fated to die
Wandlard vagabond; criminal
Wecheharm to stir up trouble
Welyfed
Welfedd
well-fed
Wod out of one's mind
Wrenchte disabled; twist; dislocated
Wronge crooked; evil
Waterandbred poor man
Pepercorn sold pepper
Aldinogh old enough
Wyldebor wild boar; ferocious
Wildehare wild hare; licentious
Waxblayk pale as wax
Wyndswift ran swiftly
Knightshank haughty walk
Butirlip butter-lip; flatterer
Foulmoth foul-mouthed
Malemayns evil-doer; clumsy
Fulhine ugly, evil man
Fatladd
Scabbemayster suffers from scabs
Lachecold catches a lot of colds
Tothelesse toothless
Brokenheved
Clovenheved
broken-headed
Brendcheke branded cheek, a sign of a criminal
Catnesse cat-nose
Wytepintell white penis
Blakballok dark testicles
Brountayl brown penis
Smalbyhind small buttocks
Fivewinterald acts like a five-year-old
Saunpite without pity
Dynghund cruel
Daythef thief; house-breaker
Lagheles lawless
Tendlathe criminal
Spyllale wasteful; spilled ale
Friday gloomy; dejected
Drinckemilk
Drynkemilk
milk drinker, effeminate
Naman no man; effeminate
Outwitheswerd easily provoked to draw his sword
Blaksoule black-souled; evil
Wykkelif wicked life
Grauntfoly great fool
Clevecunt
Cleukunt
cleves cunts; fornicates
Cruskunt crush cunts (ouch!); fornicator
Craketayle fornicator
Clawekunt fornicator
Fillecunt fill cunt
Horeman frequents whores
Twychecunt twitch cunt
Antecriste anti-Christ
Hatcryst
Hatcrist
Hatecrist
hates Christ
Aydrunken always drunk
Potfulofale pot full of ale
Comelate comes late
Lenealday lean all day; lazy
Gatorest go to rest
Leuedylove
Lauedylove
lady-love
Playndamurs
Playndamur
Playnamour
many loves
Wakelevedy wake the lady
Wimmanescarl women's man
Sourappil sour apple, morose
Ouerprod overly proud
Irenpurs iron purse; stingy
Lenewytt
Thynnewytt
stupid
Wodheued wooden-headed
Fulofthoght full of thought
Sparbakoun
Sparebutter
Sparwater
economical; stingy; serves scant provisions
Mauveysin bad neighbor
Wrangwys wrong way; unjust
Lyttylproud
Smalprut
worthless
Rotenheryng
Evelhering
rotten herring; a bad fishmonger
Sourale a brewer with bad ale
Illefflessh bad flesh; evil flesh; bad butcher
Godemet
good meat; a good butcher
Bristimber breaks timber; carpenter
Parchehare parch hare; cook
Brenhand
burned hand; an executioner who carried out branding punishments
Brisban
Crakebon
break bones; an executioner who carried out these punishments
Drepdevel
Drepedevel
drop devil; an executioner
Smartrod executioner who beat criminals with a rod
Fotenflock rotten fish; a fishmonger
Cachelove wolf catcher
Byndlowys
Trusseloue
bind wolves; a hunter
Scrapetrough miller
Makedance minstrel
Sweteglee sweet glee; minstrel
Geldegrise
Geldehogg
Geldsowe
one who castrates swine
Crackeplate broken plate; clumsy potter
Wythehogges with the hogs; a swineherd
Draghale taps ale
Berewater
bear water; a water-carrier
Forpens
Nynepenyes
Twapenes
Quinzmars
Halpenny
Haluepund
Halfmark
units of money
Gildynballokes golden testicles
Faderles
Foderlas
fatherless
Uncuthemon uncouth man
Ankyrmayden woman hermit; anchorette
Strengfelagh strong man
Altheworld all the world
Shonecrist shun Christ
Beiuin wine drinker
Beltegut wears a belt
Bendedun stoops; servile
Blyssetblode cheerful blood; good-tempered
Brecaldoun
Brekeale
breaks everything
Brekeles wears no breaches; effeminate
Brekhout breaks out; a fugitive
Brislanse
Brislaunce
breaks lances
Bulestot keeps bulls
Butevilein
Butevyleyn
beat and churl; a bullying master
Chasemuin bullies monks
Cheseandbrede
Chikehed chicken-headed
Coltepyntel colt's penis
Coltrider one who rides foals; foolish
Creuker
Crawcour
heart-breaker; a philanderer
Crocfot
Wrongfot
twisted foot or feet
Cunteles woman with no vulva; frigid
Dernelove
Dernlove
Dernelof
secret love
Dockeeved duck-headed
Dogskyn dog skin
Dynghund cruel dog keeper
Everwake always weak; sickly
Fayrarmful as much as both arms can hold
Felgest cruel and fierce guest
Frendles has no friends
Fulhine foul or wicked servant
Grymeprest grim or cruel priest
Haghand
Haghande
executioner who cuts off hands
Haldebytheheved
hold by the head; a wrestler
Hipythesike one who jumped over the ditch
Horkarl
Horeman
a man who seeks prostitutes
Hureknaue whore boy
Joyelavedy lady of joy; prostitute
Launcelevedy to throw the lady; fornicator
Liggebiyefyre lies by the fire; lazy
Lipestast taste for kisses; philanderer
Lithmay gentle and meek lady
Loveles without love
Makefer makes the fire; frightens people
Malharpin bad harper
Malherbe bad herb; evil character
Malore
Malorre
unlucky; unhappy
Manguilain scabby and scruffy
Mauborne evil and envious person
Maydenlove
Maydenlouf
loves virgins; philanderer
Nunneson son of a nun
Panhorn one with horns on his head; wicked; cuckold
Peniles pennyless
Pikelcromme picks at crumbs; a beggar
Pratyman cunning and crafty man
Pytayl magpie tail; magpie penis
Rinothewod run out of the woods
Roulad rough, rude boy or servant
Ruhand rough, hairy hands
Sadilgos one who tries to saddle a goose; a fool
Scrattayl to scratch the vulva; fornicator
Schaketaille to shake the vulva or penis, as in sex
Shakelauedy
Shaklady
to shake the lady; fornicator; libertine; possibly a house-tyrant
Shakeshaft shake a spear, may have obscene connotations
Skathelok to harm the hair, a bad barber
Slentwrang
one who slips and falls; unsteady on his feet
Slichefot one with muddy feet
Spikfat vat full of lard, a fat person
Spilbayn to destroy bones
Spotothebrow had a mark on his forehead
Stalebond past his prime
Strekelevedy stroke the lady; philanderer
Streketayll
Strektail
stroke the vulva; fornicator
Temelouthe to empty the barn; wasteful farmer; corn thief
Testifer iron-headed
Tippelevedy
Typpelevedy
to tip the lady; fornicator
Tropinel; Tropnell; Tropynel impetuous; foolhardy
Tupballock has ram's testicles
Wadylove
Waydenlove
Wadinlof
passionate lover
Wakelevedy to wake or arouse the lady
Wantemylke one who has no milk; poor
Wickepake wicked, worthless character
Fleshmonger butcher
Catskin
Childman A childish man
Cockesbrayn cock's brain
Feveryear
Lewed lewd Eightacres owned eight acres
Gotokirke someone who often went to church, or needed to
Horesepet horse fart
Lickefinger
Littelskill one with little skill
Oldflesh
Oldflessh

Pluckrose one who grew roses, often had sexual connotations
Quartale drunkard
Ratellbagge
Druncard
Underdonne lazy
Wanderbug landless, a wanderer
Whalebelly
Myldew Mildew Bayseboll drunkard, lit. kiss the bowl
Baysers
Besecu
kiss ass
Brechehert heart-breaker
Crakpot clumsy
Fernon fear none
Gointhewynd I don't really have to supply a definition for this, do I?
Gripchese grip cheese, ate cheese
Gnawpeny poor, no pennies
Gobefore impulsive
Kepecat kept cats
Makebeverage made drinks
Paynelow torture wolf
Pikbone poor, picked meat off bones
Schitebroch shit breaches
Spilblod spill blood, violent
Stelecat stole a cat
Stepwrong lame, walked strangely
Swetinbedde sweet in bed
Wetebedde
Wipetail
Evilchild evil child
Lateboy consistently ran late
Nettelbed bed of nettles, prickly
Prettyman Not what you think - pretty means sly, conniving
Halneked half-naked
Bunglere
Glossycheek youthful
Irontooth
Duredent
Iron-toothed, hard-toothed
Dogmow dog-mouthed
Calvesmaw calf-mouthed
Malemeyn evil hand
Malebraunch evil arm
Sikelfoot sickle-footed, deformed foot
Shaylers
Shaylors
shuffled rather than walked
Todeler toddler
Crypling crippled
Weaselhead
Wastehose clumsy maker of hosiery
Dwelly foolish
Samways foolish Jevousdy "I tell you," a gossip
Moderlas mother-less Wyflas wife-less
Inganie
Engaine
Dingaine
treachery Wrench
Wrinch
trick; artifice
Gargoyl gargoyle Tike mongrel
Puscat pussy-cat Greed
Greedy
 
Goadebles Go to the devil Latethewaterga let the water go
Blunder   Earwig  
Halfhund half-hound Spitsnoggle  
Blakshyreue Dark, malignant royal official or sherrif - title of sherrif may have been meant ironically Blaksoule Evil man, black soul
Brenhus
Brinhouse
burn house, arsonist Bukenheved has a deer or goat-like head
Chace Moin one who bullies monks Childesfadre an out-of-wedlock child's alleged father
Doggisheued dog-headed Everwake ever-weak
Frendles one with no friends Gangeof "go away," a fugitive or vagabond
Grymeprest Grim or cruel priest Mangeuilain Scabby or scruffy churl
Nanhop no hope, despair Makado fussy
Malcovenant one who does not keep agreements Malesoures bad worker, one who fails at undertakings or is an evil-doer
Malduit badly educated or brought up Swalwetayl swallow-tail; swallow penis
Sparwatr a careful householder, or someone who rarely washes Tardcurtays discourteous, ill-bred
Whitphether someone who showed a white feather, a coward Rotenflock sold rotten fluke fish
Wykkelif wicked life Yllewyly ill, bad, wicked; a malevolent person
Benecheter bean shooter Goizenboded
Goizinboded
foretold by a witch
Pancevolt vaulted belly, pot bellied Geygge awkward, gawky
Caldefot cold feet Chirelitle gloomy and dejected
Pecche
Peche
Pecat
blemish, impurity Daythef day thief, a housebreaker
Revel
Riuel
Rybell
Ryuel
rebellion, revolt; rioutous merry-making; festival Drepdevel
Drepedevel
one who kills the devil; executioner
Fulfis sold foul fish Grauntfoly great foolishness, wantonness
Lovelavedy
Loveladi
Lovelevedi
Lovelady
loves ladies, a philanderer Ledelevedy
Ledeleuedy
Ledledy
Ledelady
to lead the lady, philanderer
Maufetur evil-doer, cheat Maureward one with an evil look, evil eye

Of course, not all such names are English in origin, although there is more inherent humor when you can actually tell what the name means without having to look it up.  The following names, from the areas that now compose Germany, show that the same trends were going strong across the Channel.  Unfortunately, the translator chose not to provide full translations for names deemed obscene, so I lack details on those.

 
Quade evil Wanschaffe
Wanschap
misshapen
Gebenicht gives nothing Schimmelpfennig mouldy penny, a miser
Fiesel
Zumpf
penis Brausewetter stormy weather, stormy personality
Ungewitter heavy storm Krumeneter crumb-eater
Nagenranft gnaw the crust Brodangst short of bread
Knauer
Knebel
Knospe
surly, gruff Faulhaber rotten oats
Kuharsch cow's ass Haltaufderheide stop on the glen, a reference to highway robbers
Stürzenwagen capsize the wagon Schagdenhaufen beat the troops
Jagenteufel
Jagendüvel
chase the devil Morgenweg
Aufunddavon
gone tomorrow
up and away
references to itinerants
Irrgang goes wrong Räumschüssel empty the bowl, plunder
Rühmekorf empty the basket, plunder Nievergalt
Niebergall
never requites, never settles his drinking tab
Zahldenwirt pay the innkeeper Zerrenkittel
Hebenstreit
start a fight
Makeprang troublemaker Sparndiest withhold the service
Rupfengast fleece the guest Klunterteig fool's dough
Schüttenwerfel shake the dice, a gambler Achtsinnicht
Achtenicht
Achzinit
I do not respect him
Ahnsehl without a soul Modersele mother's soul
Aisenbrey to empty, to destroy Ansinn
Annsinn
Ansinnen
Annsinnen
without senses
Anmuth without courage Arbter bondsman, toil, misery
Arg
Argeli
bad, angry, stingy Arshar ass hair
Vûlars lazy ass Pageners horse's ass
Düvelsers devil's ass Cloweners scratch the ass
Ayrimschmalz eggs in lard Bankert
Banckaert
illegitimate child (fathered on a bench) of a nobleman
Baresel
Bahresel
Bellesel
naked, bare Lerenbecher empty the mug
Neigenbecher tilt the mug Schwenkenbecher wave the mug
Vehlber a lot of beer Suhrbeer
Sauerbier
sour beer
Mottberner
Mordbrenner
perpetrator of murder and arson Berschamp beer-shame, drinker
Dünnbier thin beer, a poor taverner Bierbauch beer belly
Faulbier spoiled, foul beer Bierenkraut beer and kraut
Bietendüwel bite the devil Schietendüwel chase the devil
Biss cutting, sarcastic Blage counterfeiter, deceitful
Blasenbrei blow on the porridge, a cook Blievernicht one who does not stay
Scheibenpflug avoid the plow Bernebom burn the tree, arsonist
Poppe indulger, braggart Borgenicht I borrow nothing, a miser
Bösefleisch bad meat Binnebös bad inside
Böser does evil things Bossler ruffian, tough (also obscene)
Bossolt penis Botterklot butter ball, dumpling
Briverderber spoil the porridge Bringezu
Tobringer
squanderer
Broyduvel stew the devil Butenschön pretty (only) on the inside
Dabelstein dice player, gambler Daisch
Deisch
Deischle
cow dung
Drydumen three thumbs (obscene) Dreigendesch
Steigentesch
pickpocket
Derbe course, crude Detsch
Tetsch
fool; dung
Dilltapp awkward Dobman
Dobmeier
enraged madman
Katzenwadel cat's tail; cat's vulva Hurenwadel whore's tail; whore's vulva
Dockenwadel doll's tail; doll's vulva Domernicht do nothing to me
Donicht do nothing; lazy Drahn idler; loafer
Drinkuth
Trinckus
drink up Drückeferken piglet presser; one who gelds piglets
Duck
Dück
a shirker, sneak; a devil Tummerwicht stupid fellow
Dunckel
Dunckelmann
conceited Dünnebregen thin brain
Niemandsfründ no man's friend Tausendlist thousand tricks
Tasendteufel thousand devils Düser sleepy; feeble-minded
Düvelskop
Düvelshöft
devil's head Mandüvel man-devil
Kleyendüvel fight the devil Fressenteufel eat the devil
Düvelesrok devil's stink Dwenger
Dwinger
brutal, tormentor
Einbrodt eats his bread alone, lonely Eislich
Eyslich
terrible
Eisvogel
Ysvogel
cunning, tricky Elend
Ellend
Ehlend
living in a foreign country, banned, unhappy, miserable
Essegern
Lebegern
I like to eat Russworm sooty worm, a blacksmith
Etwat eat something Fahlend devil
Faig
Faigle
timid, fearful Puttfarken puddle piglet - I have no idea how piglet and puddle relate, but I like the sound
Faul
Faull
frail, weak; lazy Hardevust
Hartfaust
hard fist
Feifel
Vifel
a glandular disease of horses Fickenscher
Fickelscher
Fickentscher
pickpocket
Fiesel
Viesel
Fies(e)ler
penis Mädlefiseler maiden + penis; fornicator
Filler
Viller
tormentor, flayer (flaying is peeling off skin) Findekeller find the cellar, drunk
Vintdenwürvel find the die, gambler Fist
Fister
farter
Foseler
Fossler
Vossler
vulva Freiheit tramp, vagabond
Freisauf to treat cruelly Freiss
Freissle
Freischle
cruel, terrible
Frevel
Frehel
blasphemer, evil-doer Froböse spoiled early
Leydenfrost suffers from cold Leydenhunger suffers from hunger
Leydenkumber suffers from sorrow Dichtenspan causes a dispute
Fuhl foul, rotten; lazy Vulebresem foul fish; rotten fish
Fulderer torturer Füllsack
Fillensack
fill the sack, a plunderer
Fürbringer informer; slanderer Futh
Füth
vulva
Futbereit vulva + ? Gack
Gackl
Gäckle
childish, foolish
Galster magic incantation; deceit Gensefuss goose-footed
Schreckengast to scare guests Gebouwervynd enemy of the farmers
Gier
Giermann
greedy, vulture Gleissner
Gleixner
hypocrite, pretender
Seltenglück seldom lucky Gliemer
Glümer
lies in wait with wicked intentions
Glup
Glupe
Glupp
to have a wicked, dumb and nosy look in the eyes Gossenbrod warm bread soaked in fat
Hellgrebe lord of hell Greese dread, horror
Grellehengst angry stallion Brummegrelle grumbling anger
Greller
Grallert
Grellert
angry, to express anger or frustration Greulich
Greilich
Greuling
Greiling
causing terror; horror
Griepenkarl grab the fellow, a police man Grimm
Grimme
unfriendly, grim
Griffig
Gniffig
Grifke
Gniffke
anger Grüll
Grüller
to mock, to be resentful
Gülther debtor Hackenteufel hack the devil
Hassenteufel
Hassenteifel
Hassendeibel
hate the devil Hanrei
Hahnrei
Hanurai
Haneray
castrated rooster
Hährer destroyer Hardehoved hard-headed
Hartknock hard-boned, a rude person Hasenfratz hare-faced
Hassenkerl
Hatenkerl
hate the fellow Hatenbur hate the peasant
Hassenkrug hate the (beer or wine) pitcher Hassenwein hate the wine
Hattensohl
Hattensauer
hate the awl, a lazy shoemaker or apprentice Hauden
Haudetz
miserable
Schlagenhauff beat the crowd Krauskopf frizzy head
Hauto hit it Hebebrand arsonist, charcoal maker
Löschenbrand extinguish the fire Hebenkrieg start a war
Hedergott
Heddergott
argue with God Heillos
Heylos
having no luck, unhappy, frail
Höllewarth hell's warden Helbok
Heilbok
hellhound
Hellgoth god of hell Hellriegel hell's latch
Höllenfeger hell's sweeper Hellenstrick hell's rascal
Hellemeister hell's master Helltritt hell step, hell kick
Hellebrandt
Hellfeuer
Hellfaier
hell-fire, abusive Hellfahrt trip to hell
Helmschrot
Helmschrott
to crush or smash with a sword Herb harsh
Brathering fried herring Hilfdirselb help yourself
Hilfmirgot help me God Hillgrewe prince of hell
Sternsteher star gazer Bleichshirn pale brain
Muckenhirn mosquito brain Hirnlos brainless
Hirnposs brain joke Hoffendrunk vagrant, minstrel, someone looking for a free drink
Frauenhöbscher gallant, courtly womanizer Hünemörder giant killer
Judenfiend hater of Jews Kaacksteen
Kackstein
Kakstein
stone pillory, punishing post
Kaib mean person, carrion, corpse Karge
Karger
ungenerous, stingy, sly
Karrabatsch
Karbatsch
lashing whip Wasserundprot water and bread, a peasant
Katzenschinder cat torturer Kelch double-chin
Kiedaisch cow dung Kistenfeger looter, plunderer
Kleingedank small thanks, ungrateful Klutentreter clod-hopper, a peasant
Klüver bailiff who put prisoners in stocks Leckentwirl lick the whisk
Eierimschmalz eggs in lard Kohlmus cabbage mush
Schröpfkopf cupping instrument used to bleed people Kosegarten garden of caresses
Krapfenfiend donut-hater Hellekrapf hook the devil
Krotenöugl toad eye Krotenfüssel toad foot
Kummer
Kummerle
trouble, misery Kunder monster, devil
Langweil boredom Labengeier vulture, shark
Lachnicht
Lachenicht
never laughs Schreckengast scare the guest
Nagengast gnaw the guest Zerrengast tear the guest
Landschade highway robber Landöse land ravager
Leidenschaden suffer harm or damage Leidenfrost suffer frost
Leitgast unwanted guest Lickepenning lick the penny, miser
Lickedick lick often Lüllepop simpleton of a priest
Lustgart pleasure garden Machemist make manure
Musenibbe mouse nipple Museküttel mouse droppings
Mausolf sneaky, deceiver Meisenzahl chickadee's tail
Meisenbuc chickadee's knee Mieg
Miege
trouble, distress
Mock clumsy; awkward Möding wretched, evil person
Mötefiendt meet the enemy Mötemedüvele meet with the devil
Muff
Muffel
Muffler
sullen, sulky person Museknip mouse trap
Kellermus cellar mouse Nachtschatt
Nachtschade
night shadow, a thief who works at night
Slofflang sleep long Niemandfreund no one's friend
Niemansgnôs no one's companion Niemantznarr nobody's fool
Nimmersatt never satisfied Nimmervoll never full (of food and drink)
Nimmergut never good Nimsjahr take it all
Angsthase anxious hare Padenkop
Padenkopf
toad-headed
Peiniger torturer Pfattheicher highway robber, lurks by the path
Kissenpfennig kiss the penny, miser Piening pain, torture, punishment
Pinlike cruel Pilbes goblin
Ploss naked, wretched Pratengeier
Bradengeier
Prottengeier
roast the vulture
Shoissengeier shoot the vulture Protz toad, puffed-up
Pufpaff to scold loudly, to bark Quadvasel bad (animal) breeder
Quant
Quandt
rogue, joker Queczebein torturer
Rabenspise raven's food (on the gallows) Rapesilver pile up the silver
Reckze
Reckzeh
stretch the toes, refers to torture Reckfuss stretch the leg, torture
Reckenkragen stretch the collar, torture Reckschenkel stretch and torture
Rehquate talk bad things Rühmstall empty the stall, cattle thief