Trying Too Hard

TRYING TOO HARD

Saige Rivet
Marigold Hardhat. Oregano I-beam.		  
Prinsabelle Starr  
Bubba Anthony OR
Tuff Hunter
This kid will be beaten up every day of his life.		 WA
Cherysh Angelina MayJean Dores OR
Hunter Grey Wolf CT
Heartly Faith  
Elijah Grover-Republican  
Canyon Creed ND
General Anthony-Nevaeh NY
Noelani Heavenacence OH
Topanga Rose  
Divensky Clarens Preach FL
Boomer OK
Shaggy OK
Allure Christian
They seem a bit disconnected.		  
Bronco
You've either named them after a truck or a bucking mule.  Neither are good.		 OK
Buddy Dale OK
Raycie RaeLynn OK
Fardy Romeo FL
MyLove Dajuan C'Von KY
Halo Naveah SD
Hunter Knight MA
Jackaroe IN
Mezmeriah GA
Chipper Marlin GA
Adreem Allure Michelle AZ
Razzie Jane AZ
Spartagus AR
Moxxi OH
Ro!kennedy
How do you pronounce an exclamation point?		 AR
Chaucer Hawthorne Cain, sister is Iris Willow OH
Aesop Thoreou WI
Koy Tripp IL
Alexangelo CA
Cherokee Sioux
Why stop with misappropriating one tribal name?  Why not two?		 MO
Trapper Jack, brother of Hunter  
Easton Kia
Sounds like an auto dealership.		 CT
Aliseah Sweet-Love Laree  
Applynn J'e  
McCambry Ann  
Taipae Regina-Arieh  
Fashionette  
Caxton Jentrie
A girl.		 KS
Brody Thursday Elizabeth  
Brayze Frost  
Aim'Unique Nicole TX
Buck Hunter  
Julius Rude  
Kobe Bleu Cash
I thought cash was green.
Dreamia Namoni IN
Tah-Honey Dafynest Helen
I think it's supposed to be 'the finest', but all I see is daffy-nest.		  
Tatenda Trust  
Chaysan Thunder
Chasing Thunder?		 MI
Jet Ecko
A girl.		  
Jessica Cheyenne-Gray Wolfe  
Sheyenne Star
I dislike the appropriation of Native American tribe names for baby names, but I particularly hate it when they are misspelled.		  
Key'Honesti Karima Keimora OH
Paladin Rune  
Tellies Oriential  
Hutson Reed
The name of a hardware company.		  
Kairie Cantu
Kyrie Eleison  (Lord have mercy) is a phrase used in Catholic liturgies, cantu means song.  		 
Ranzee Lee  
Canyon Chase
You don't really have to chase canyons, they just kind of sit there.		  
Bliss Jasaiah Philly  
Avon' Shawn Dean Rorry  
Jeanna LociliaSaints
A quick Google revealed that Locilia is a saint, but LociliaSaints sounds like a football team.		  
Gwaylen Jethro  
Cree David Denim FL
Eddrin LeQuest FL
Zaxton Juston  
Knight Train
To Georgia!		  
Dusty Cowboy  
Justa Cowgirl UT
Shadey Cristal WA
Jypsie Cheyann Clarajean  
Ambishes Latrisha
Took me a minute - it's Ambitious Latrisha.		 FL
Takota Sioux
Yes, the Takota are Sioux... Oh, no, wait.  No, they're not.  Now Dakota, they're Sioux.  So are the Nakota and Lakota.  I hate it when parents try to get clever.		  
Jeter Riley  
Passion Beulah-Serenity  
Roman Marquis Lucius Knight  
Karizmasophie  
Sky Abcde
I thought this was only an urban legend until I found the birth announcement.		  
Basen Kage  
Hurstle Russel
Try saying that five times fast.		  
Dy'Nasty Nevaeh Snow  
Alekzavier Luciano Drew Winner
This brings to mind a family that had a boy named Winner, so they named a later son Loser.  Winner is in jail, Loser is a fine, upstanding citizen.
No, really.		  
Javarre Ajlan Michael Odunkesenler Jenkins
This nursery doesn't publish last names, so Jenkins is one of four middle names		  
Selah Marie Harbor
Selah, okay.  Marie, okay.  Harbor?		  
Nomolos Reivax
It's Solomon Xavier spelled backwards		  
Milla Mist  
Simplicity Faith  
Athena Echo
Someone likes Greek mythology.		  
Davonian Tai
Unfortunately, the great predator Taiasaurus rex was completely extinct by the end of the Davonian period		  
Georgia Peachlynn
You know, it hurts when you bang your head on the desk.		  
Link Elijah  
Navy Galla, sister Marvel Canada
Stoney Unique TX
Henry Mondragon
Actually, I kind of like this one.		 OK
Drax, mom is Symaron OK
Meridian Star OK
Keeper Ulrich  
Orion Storm  
Genesis Eve  
Mytea
I like hot coco, myself.		  
Winter Noel, sibling is Amber Moon  
Hunnie Dentia Marie
I'm reading this as honey tooth Marie		  
Fallyn Payne  
Knight Arthur  
JaCueze Dominick
J'accuse!		  
Cage Grady-Ray UT
Macket Mae IO
Creedance Lee IO
Jet Patrick  
Jetseta  
India Seven Jet
I'm convinced some parents simply open a dictionary, choose a word at random, and decide it would make a 'speshul' name.  This sounds more like an airline than a baby.		  
Huffman Patrick
I've spent too much time in mental health work... the first thing that came to mind was huffing.		  
Jagger Shad AZ
He'ccyn
Parents are Hector and Cynthia.  Possibly the least attractive combination name I've come across.		 AR
Mistica Sarahi AR
Eostre Uquxcah
Going old-school on Easter, I see.  Unfortunately, estrus was the first thing I saw.  Not sure about the middle name - it sounds Nahuatl, but Google only came up with an e-mail address.		  
Lea-Leticia Lita CA
Ayreona, siblings Gwynevere, Alexander, Sausyty and Abigayle
No girl's name is complete without a y!		 WY
Buerk Elsworth and sibling Beardsley IN
Romanza IN
Blaton
Wow, does this have an ugly ring to it, or what?  Maybe a letter was left out or something.  Although I'm not entirely sure how that would improve it.		 IN
Kivrin Diane CO
Cupie Noel
A girl named Noel.  I won't touch Cupie, except to say it sounds utterly incomplete with 'doll' at the end.		 CO
Gladstone Bradley MS
A'Morning dAl KY
A'Lacious Nevaeh
Hellacious		 KY
Sissy Jo
Man, if I ever heard a stereotypic West Virginia name, this is it.		 WV
Mister Craig TreVon WA
Nevaeh Abcde WA
FawnNation Marie WA
Thyme Ann
Spicy!		 UT
Heavenly Faith TX
Onyx Angel TX
Abcde Dakota
There are more of them around than I thought!		 TX
Sescie Kealy TX
Winter Russett
Is that anything like Idaho Russett?		 IL
Rocky Wayne, sister Flexie
Flexie?		 IL
Antonesseo Devourne IL